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"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 11/20/2017 at 18:12 • Filed to: None

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My coworker just bought a 1 lb snickers bar. 240 calories per serving, 9 serving. 2160 calories. This is literally a days worth of calories in a handy travel size package. Thankfully he’s the rational type and will share and ration. still, watching him walk around the street chomping on it, and the associated looks from people walking by...priceless.

facw > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:19

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Freshman year of college I had a two week period where the only things I ate were two king-sized snickers bar. That was probably not healthy. Easy to be lazy about food when the dining hall was closed.

HammerheadFistpunch > facw 11/20/2017 at 18:21

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No I daren’t say that was healthy

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:22

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Be still my beating heart!

Incidentally, this might very well be a consequence of eating that

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:24

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When I was in university, my go-to ‘most calories for the least money’ option was hot dogs from a hotdog stand... a lower quality version of this:

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > facw 11/20/2017 at 18:26

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I’m pretty sure there was a semester where I only lived off of were whiskey and espresso, with the occasional coke or monster thrown in. Oh to be young again.

HammerheadFistpunch > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/20/2017 at 18:27

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that does appear to be quite the calorie value.

ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:33

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Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/20/2017 at 18:34

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I love hot dogs! Sounds good to me.

Spanfeller is a twat > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:37

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I think I once saw a 1/4 kg  Reese cup in Vancouver. It was insane it looked like a hockey puck!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:37

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They have 2-pound salted nut rolls at Murdoch’s right now, $15 each. I think 2,400 calories. 10/10 I would prefer snickers.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:39

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I don’t know, looks like it would be a lot of work chewing.

facw > Spanfeller is a twat 11/20/2017 at 18:40

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https://www.amazon.com/REESES-Peanut-Butter-Cups-Pound/dp/B004N5FR06

$17/pound is not a good deal though. Suggest you buy locally.

Spanfeller is a twat > facw 11/20/2017 at 18:42

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Yeah........no.

Chariotoflove > facw 11/20/2017 at 18:42

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I did that too during finals. Only with piñata candy from a party.

EL_ULY > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:46

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i have that shirt :]

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:49

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That’s just a snack. This is a meal...

and for dessert...

1 kilogram of M&M’s

HammerheadFistpunch > facw 11/20/2017 at 18:50

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Those are also for sale there.

HammerheadFistpunch > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/20/2017 at 18:50

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2 lbs? dang.

HammerheadFistpunch > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 11/20/2017 at 18:50

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gotta burn off those calories somehow.

HammerheadFistpunch > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 11/20/2017 at 18:52

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Yeah but because thats a toberlone its 20 lbs of package for 1 lb of chocolate.

#Toblerghazi

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:55

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Yup... something like that for only CAD$2 in the 1990s... or about CAD$3 today.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 18:56

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The claim is that it weighs in at 4.5 kilograms...that’s a metric fucktonne of packaging if it ain’t some form of decorative chocolate confection!

Wacko > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 19:11

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That’s not even one poutine.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 19:36

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You’re basically getting in better shape while enjoy candy. It’s the perfect diet!

just-a-scratch > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 20:49

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I got one of those last year from Santa.

shop-teacher > HammerheadFistpunch 11/20/2017 at 22:07

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I have to be honest. I don’t have the self restraint required to not take that down in one sitting.